Friday, August 1, 2008

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock... Who's There...

Knock Knock jokes have to the worst type of joke in the English Language. But for some reason my kids think they are the funniest things ever. So they make up their own.

Enter the realm of a 4 year old humor:

Jared: Knock knock...
me: Who's there?
Jared: Sunglasses.
me: Sunglasses who?
Jared: Oh no, I've pooped my pants.

Jared: Knock knock...
me: Who's there?
Jared: Pillow
me: Pillow who.
Jared: The car drove into the river and everyone died.

Jared: Knock knock...
me: Who's there?
Jared: curtains
me: Curtains who.
Jared: Oh no, my shoe fell into the water.

After the joke my kids both giggle hysterically. I guess I'm not supposed to get it.

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